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pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 67,529 notes

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 55,448 notes
catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 108,426 notes

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 38,104 notes
do-not-touch-my-food:

Cinnamon Roll Pound Cake

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cinnamon Roll Pound Cake

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 1,323 notes
greatfoods:

Amazing Coffee, Walnut, Banana and Salted Butterscotch Icecream Sundae
Source: eclecticgal (reddit)

greatfoods:

Amazing Coffee, Walnut, Banana and Salted Butterscotch Icecream Sundae

Source: eclecticgal (reddit)

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 20 notes
4 days ago on July 20th | J | 99 notes

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 99,719 notes
4 days ago on July 20th | J | 9,153 notes

hergoodlittleboy:

amroyounes:

How Shaolin monks train for the martial arts - Part I

And I thought my cross fit training was a pain!

Casually strollin’ on that wall

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 3,088 notes

ericscissorhands:

"In any story the villain is the catalyst. The more powerful they are, the more exciting a story is."

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 6,728 notes

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 263,236 notes

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 266,917 notes

sochiximbashful:

blackfemalepresident:

if your “pro-black woman” movement does not include hoodrats & ratchet black women, because “theyre not queens/theyre setting black women back”, your movement is bullshit and I want no part of it

any movement that segregates my sisters into “good and respectable” and “bad and deserves disrespect” categories is harmful and bullshiterious 

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 10,049 notes

andrewhurleys:

andrewhurleys:

TODAY I GOT A POSTER FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE OF MUSIC GENRES AND PETE WENTZ LANDED FALL OUT BOY WITH THE TITLE OF EMO

should i do a giveaway thats JUST this poster

Why the shit is Eminem under Rap? -_-

4 days ago on July 20th | J | 23,911 notes