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assgod:

juilan:

assgod:

assgod:

dj-nolife:

assgod:

when i say “assgod is!”
you say “my least problematic fave!”
ready. go. assgod is!

Adequate

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Anyway,

assgod is!

sufficient

i can respect that

12 hours ago on October 19th | J | 108 notes

mikeleviwaaron:

thisisyourbrainonsam:

20 Historical Photos (x)

If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out. 

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 545,280 notes

strangelykt:

amy—jean:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 166,474 notes

shinyblackgreninja:

playbunny:

if Nepeta didn’t cry after seeing her best friend get killed in front of her then she certainly wouldn’t cry after getting rejected by a boy. 

As opposed to Karkat who will cry if he remembers it’s been 10 minutes since the last time he cried.

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 21,737 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 199,493 notes
toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 579,277 notes

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 752,280 notes

-drug-related-:

Letting go
That’s the hardest part
Really letting it sink in…
That you can honestly let yourself
Walk away
You were all I wanted
All I needed
And now all you are is gone

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 28 notes

gravelorded:

Shiva of the East, Dark Souls Design Works

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 2,766 notes

wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 114,265 notes

olober-psycho:

this will always be my most favorite thing ever

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 81,290 notes
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ghosturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 26,789 notes
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buotts:

so i was on the american apparel website and i came across the halloween section…

imagedystopian eh? 

imagei wonder what anime these girls are from???

imageah yes, my favourite movie - nasty girls

imagedefinitely not one of the most well-known illustrated characters

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i just….wow

and now for my personal favourite…

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RATTLESNAKE

13 hours ago on October 19th | J | 26,936 notes